Wikipedia, Man I’m Smart

With Wikipedia on my smart phone I am suddenly the smartest guy in the room.  Any argument or disagreement can be settled with a quick look in Wikipedia.  untitled (334) imagesCGXVO6TL imagesTQPZRCN3Who is the fastest man alive…no problem Wikipedia knows. now you know and can convey it to everything.  Go ahead and take credit for this sudden knowledge.  You will soon be the worlds most interesting man.  Forget that Dos Exeques guy. He has nothing on you.  Just keep that smart phone charged and you are the smarty pant extraordinaire. I used to think Brandon Hopkins was the smartest guy in the room until I caught him on the smart phone.